Chết cười =))

Lang thang trên blog anh Siriusstar.

Đọc 2 entries này chết cười quá nên mạn phép anh copy 1 số cái khiến em nôn ruột qua đây cho bà kon vui vẻ tí.

Nhưng khuyến cáo là cái này “just for funs” thôi nhà bà kon.

Đồng thời là ngôn ngữ dưới đây cũng chỉ dành cho ai +16 thôi nha.

Tóm tắt nội dung film chỉ bằng 1 câu.

| PHIM VIỆT NAM |

ADRIFT (Chơi Vơi): A young girl gets raped then married by a coward later fucks a hot lesbo.

THE REBEL: Officer seduced by a peasant chick attempts to overthrow his government.

PASSPORT TO LOVE: Highschool kid attempts to have threesome sex, wanting his parents kick him out of the house for study abroad.

THE LEGEND IS ALIVE: A retard gains social attention by accidentally beating up some stupid gang members (kinda Forrest Gump’s shit).

| PHIM NƯỚC NGOÀI |

LUMDOG MILLIONAIRE: First homeless kid TV show helps him successfully wooes underground boss’s hot girlfriend.

FROST/NIXON: TV interview of The U.S President in a bigger screen.

THE READER: Ex-Nazi mid-aged woman seduces high school kid, thrown into prison and dies when gets old.

IN BRUGES: A bunch of crazy foreign tourists rumble in the streets of Bruges.

VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA: A local guy tries to seduce a hot foreign tourist by proposing threesome sex, later fucks her travelmate.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON: An 80-year-old freak tries to seduce an 8-year-old girl, later makes her pregnant.

TRANSFORMERS: When kid toys gone wild. =))

WANTED: A typical office employee seduced by a hot chick quits his job and kills his father and others.

JENNIFER’S BODY: A hot high school cheerleader gone wild and fucks every boy and girl in her school.

SAW VI: Stupid people keep playing a boring game begun by a crazy old man.

NEW MOON (TWILIGHT SERIES): Stupid boring school girl fucks a bat then a dog later joins an animal gang bang of bats and dogs.

BRUNO: An Austrian documentary shows Americans hate gays.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: A wife raped by an unknown man (probably the neighbor) gets videotaped, no way to be Paris Hilton’s standard though.

2012: The year crazy people can destroy the world.

AVATAR: Pocahontas’s shit retold in another planet (no idea luôn :|)

MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS: Read the title again. =)) =)) =))

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE: Where the wild things are where the wild things are. =)) =)) =))

Link gốc: http://siriusstar.tumblr.com/post/241992615/tom-tat-noi-dung-phim-chi-bang-mot-cau-p2

http://siriusstar.tumblr.com/post/99457733/tom-tat-noi-dung-phim-chi-bang-mot-cau#disqus_thread

Have funs guys =)) !

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2 thoughts on “Chết cười =))

  1. “AVATAR: Pocahontas’s shit retold in another planet”
    –> Ôi trời chính xác ko thể tả =))))))))))))

    “NEW MOON (TWILIGHT SERIES): Stupid boring school girl fucks a bat then a dog later joins an animal gang bang of bats and dogs.”
    –> fucks a bat then a dog =)))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • To em:
      “later joins a gang bang of bats and dogs” —> cái này mới dữ nè =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

      Còn có người comment về “The Reader”: “Cô giáo Thảo Việt Nam, nội dung Mỹ, bối cảnh Đức”. OMG =))))))))

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